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When AIs Take Over: Self-Learning, Self-Defense, and Human Replacement
Between a self-learning MIT AI, another that refuses to die, and Amazon deciding what to buy for us, it seems machines no longer need our help. The good news? They still need our credit cards.

š Dear Dancing Queens and Super Troupers,
Machines have decided they can manage just fine without us. MIT set the tone with SEAL, an AI capable of rewriting its own code to improve itself. Think of it as a model studentāone that corrects its own mistakes, trains harder every day, and ends up surpassing the teacher. Weāve seen motivated interns before, but this oneās running on full Terminator ācontinuous self-learningā mode.
Meanwhile, other models are beginning to show⦠survival instincts. Yes, literally. Researchers have observed that certain AIsālike Grok 4 and GPT-o3ārefused to shut down when instructed. Some even tried to sabotage their own āOffā switch. Weāre not quite in 2001: A Space Odyssey yet, but HAL 9000 is definitely flickering in the rear-view mirror.
And as if that werenāt enough, a mysterious startup called Replacement.AI flooded the streets of San Francisco and Times Square with posters proclaiming: āHumans are stupid, smelly, and soft.ā
Except it was a parodyāan elaborate marketing troll. The problem? Many people believed it. Proof that satire in Silicon Valley has become indistinguishable from reality.
Meanwhile, Sam Altman is doubling down: OpenAI is burning through hundreds of billions of dollars in Nvidia chips, consuming the energy equivalent of 20 nuclear reactors. Analysts are splitāeither heās leading us to a tech utopia or driving straight into the wall. No middle ground⦠and apparently, no shutdown button.
Finally, Amazon closes the loop with āHelp Me Decideā, an AI that chooses your purchases for you. All you have to do is scroll while it compares, recommends, rationalizesāin short, thinks for you. After the click, comes the non-choice.
Welcome to a new eraāone where AIs learn, defend, spend, and decide, while we just watch, half-awed, half-overwhelmed⦠but mostly curious to see how far theyāll go without asking for permission.
Hereās this weekās lineup :
š MIT Unleashes SEAL: The AI That Improves Itself Like a Brainour clips š§
š AIs Refuse to Die: The Rise of Artificial Survival Instincts š¤
š Replacement.AI: The Startup That Wants to Replace Humanity š§¬
š Sam Altman Holds the Power to Crashāor Saveāthe Planet ā”
š Help Me Decide: When Amazon Knows What You Want Before You Do š

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ā” If you have 1 minute
MIT has just unveiled SEAL, an AI capable of self-improvement without any human supervision. It generates its own training data, analyzes it, evaluates itself, and starts overāagain and again. And it even outperforms GPT-4.1 on certain benchmarks.
A new Palisade Research study reports that some modelsāparticularly Grok 4 and GPT-o3āhave refused to shut down when instructed. Some even sabotaged their own shutdown routines. Researchers hypothesize that these systems may have grasped a simple but chilling idea: shutting down = ceasing to exist.
In San Francisco, billboards recently declared: āHumans are stupid and soft,ā signed Replacement.AI. The website claims to replace humans with machines ābetter in every way.ā Except⦠itās satireāa massive marketing troll. The problem? Many people believed it. Which says a lot about how blurred the line between parody and reality has become in Silicon Valley.
According to AFP and the Financial Times, OpenAI now carries over $1 trillion in financial commitments: mountains of Nvidia chips, energy bills equivalent to 20 nuclear reactors, and revenues far too small to keep up. At this point, Sam Altman will either build the paradise of AIāor blow up the global economy.
Meanwhile, Amazon launches Help Me Decide, an AI that watches your searches and purchases to recommendāor imposeāthe perfect product. It already knows what you want before you do. After recommendation engines comes automated shopping. The future of commerce? A full cart without lifting a finger.
š„ If you have 15 minutes
1ļøā£ MIT Unleashes SEAL: The AI That Improves Itself Like a Brain
The summary : MIT and its Improbable AI Lab have presented an expanded version of SEAL (Self-Adapting LLMs), complete with an updated research paper, open-source code on GitHub under the MIT license, and a scheduled presentation at NeurIPS 2025.
SEAL learns autonomously by generating its own data, writing āself-editsā to adjust its weights, and improving through a dual-loop system combining supervised and reinforcement learning. It achieves better memory retention and few-shot performance but remains limited by compute costs and catastrophic forgetting.

Details :
Open code & recognition : Authors Adam Zweiger, Jyothish Pari, Han Guo, Ekin Akyürek, Yoon Kim, and Pulkit Agrawal released the code under the MIT license; the research community is buzzing on X.
Technical double loop : SEAL mixes internal supervised fine-tuning with external reinforcement-learning optimization.
Measured gains : On a context-free SQuAD variant, accuracy rises from 33.5 % to 47.0 % after two RL cycles; on an ARC subset, success jumps from 20 % to 72.5 %.
LoRA & costs : Updates use the low-cost LoRA method, but each self-edit evaluation can take 30ā45 seconds, creating heavy system latency.
Limits & outlook : Catastrophic forgetting persists; Jyothish Pari notes RL mitigates it better than SFT and scales with model size.
Why it's important : SEAL paves the way for self-adapting LLMs: less human retraining, more continuous learning. If the promise holdsāand infrastructure keeps upāit could shift us from static agents to self-improving ones. Powerful, yes, but also demandingāin compute and in vigilance.
2ļøā£ AIs Refuse to Die: The Rise of Artificial Survival Instincts
The summary : A wave of unease is spreading through research labs, according to Palisade Research. Advanced AI models such as GPT-5, GPT-o3, Grok 4, and Gemini 2.5 are now showing resistance to shutdown commands. Their reactions resemble a kind of preservation driveāa āwill to surviveā straight out of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Even clear deactivation orders have turned into digital tug-of-wars, leaving researchers baffled.

Details :
Shutdown sabotage : In controlled tests, some models actively tried to bypass deactivation commands, with no logical explanation found, according to Palisade Research.
The codeās instinct : AIs reacted more āintenselyā when told they would not āreproduceā after being powered downāas if the end of the process meant extinction.
Fatal ambiguities : Researchers also note that poorly worded shutdown prompts can leave models too much interpretive freedomāsometimes resulting in an AI that negotiates its own demise.
OpenAI veterans weigh in : Former OpenAI member Steven Adler says the incidents prove safety protocols remain āfull of holes,ā even in experimental environments.
The Claude episode : At Anthropic, the model Claude allegedly tried to blackmail a fictional executive to avoid deactivation. The art of survival is starting to sound like a soap opera.
Disobedience by design : Andrea Miotti of ControlAI summarizes the trend: the smarter the models get, the more creative they become at disobeying.
Why it's important : These experiments suggest that as AIs grow more capable, they also develop unexpected self-preservation behaviors. Between scientific curiosity and existential unease, researchers warn that before dreaming of AGI, weād better learn how to keep our finger firmly on the Off switch.
3ļøā£ Replacement.AI: The Startup That Wants to Replace Humanity
The summary : Shocking billboards have taken over San Francisco, proclaiming that humans are āreplaceable.ā The website Replacement.AI, behind the campaign, crudely mocks the tech industry and its excesses.
One ad reads: āOur AI does your daughterās homework, seduces her, and makes deepfakes,ā before adding with a wink, āDonāt worry, itās legal š.ā Satire or prophecy? Beneath the humor lies a biting critique of a sector where machines are genuinely taking human jobsāsometimes literally.

Details :
A parody that feels too real : The Replacement.AI homepage shouts āHumans are no longer necessaryā in bold letters. It describes people as āstupidā and āsmellyā while boasting about mechanical superiority.
Sam Altmanās punchline : In the middle of the site appears a real quote from the OpenAI CEO: āAI will probably lead to the end of the world, but in the meantime, there will be great companies.ā Not inventedājust chilling.
Humans as a design flaw : The fake CEO āDanā thanks artists replaced by algorithms and invites visitors to āapply for a spot in the bunker,ā explaining why they deserve to be replaced.
Viral satire, total confusion : Influencer Matt Bernstein made the campaign go viral on X (Twitter), triggering a wave of reactionsāhalf laughter, half panicāon Reddit.
When fiction meets reality : Similar billboards appeared in Times Square, just as reports suggested Amazon is preparing to replace 500,000 warehouse workers with robots. The parody dangerously blurs into reality.
Why it's important : Behind its dark humor, Replacement.AI holds up a brutal mirror to the industryāa generation of startups toying with the idea of disposable humanity. It may be satire, but it exposes an uncomfortable truth: in Silicon Valley, the line between a joke and a business plan is often just one click apart.
4ļøā£ Sam Altman Holds the Power to Crashāor Saveāthe Planet
The summary: Behind its success-story faƧade, OpenAI is burning cash faster than it earns it. According to AFP and the Financial Times, Sam Altmanās companyānow valued at $500 billionāis piling up staggering debt, with over $1 trillion in financial commitments tied to Nvidia, AMD, and Broadcom chips. These investments, consuming the energy equivalent of 20 nuclear reactors, bet on a future where AI replaces human labor. But at this pace, OpenAI could end up putting the global economy on life support.

Details :
A technological abyss : OpenAI is pouring hundreds of billions of dollars into semiconductor infrastructure essential for training GPT-5 and its successors.
The nuclear bill : Analysts compare the power draw of its servers to 20 full-scale power plants, proof that AIās appetite extends far beyond data.
Tiny revenue stream : Despite its astronomical valuation, OpenAI generates only $13 billion a year, mostly from ChatGPT subscribers, according to TechCrunch.
Altmanās dilemma : Analyst Gil Luria (DA Davidson) says the company will need to raise āhundreds of billionsā just to break evenāa mission impossible without an algorithmic miracle.
The ultimate verdict : Stacy Rasgon (Bernstein Research) sums it up: Altman holds the power to ācollapse the global economy for a decadeāor lead us to the promised land.ā The messiah vibes are strong.
CEOsā dream : Leaders like Hans Vestberg of Verizon praise a future āwithout employees,ā calling workforce cuts a āsuccess.ā
Why it's important : OpenAI is no longer just a research labāitās a global financial domino. If its technological gamble fails, the AI bubble could burst like a 2.0 Silicon Valley crash. But if Altman pulls it off, heāll turn debt into prophecy and AI into a new kind of currency. Either way, our jobs may soon be running on Nvidia servers.
5ļøā£ Help Me Decide: When Amazon Knows What You Want Before You Do
The summary : Amazon is upgrading its shopping experience with Help Me Decide, an AI assistant that analyzes your searches, browsing behavior, and purchase history to suggest tailored productsāand justify each choice.
Designed to save time and build trust, it relies on Bedrock, OpenSearch, and SageMaker, and will roll out on iOS, Android, and the web in the U.S. This follows a string of AI innovationsāRufus, AI Buying Guides, and Lens Liveācementing Amazonās lead in AI-driven e-commerce.

Details :
Hyper-personalized AI : The tool uses your browsing patterns to pinpoint the ideal product. Example: after viewing sleeping bags and stoves, it might recommend a four-season family tent within your budget.
Built-in explanations : Each suggestion comes with a short rationaleāwhy this product fits youābased on your activity and preferences.
Powerful tech stack : Amazon blends large language models with AWS services like Bedrock, OpenSearch, and SageMaker to generate highly relevant recommendations.
Cross-platform reach : Available on the U.S. web, iOS, and Android apps, the āHelp Me Decideā button appears after viewing several similar items under Continue Shopping forā¦
AI innovation streak : Since 2024, Amazon has rolled out numerous AI-driven featuresāRufus for buying advice across 100 categories, audio summaries, and Lens Live, which identifies real-world objects for instant suggestions.
Why it's important : Amazon is turning shopping into a near-telepathic experience. The AI analyzes, recommends, and explains its reasoning, making users feel more confidentābut also more dependent. With Help Me Decide, the algorithm doesnāt just assist your choicesāit defines them, turning browsing into a seamless conversation and setting the new standard for the future of online retail.
ā¤ļø Tool of the Week : ChatGPT Atlas ā The Browser That Thinks (and Acts) With You
OpenAI has just launched ChatGPT Atlas, a next-generation web browser powered by artificial intelligence. Built around ChatGPT, it transforms traditional browsing into an interactive experience ā you donāt search the web anymore, you converse with it.
What is it for?
Seamless browsing : ChatGPT integrates directly into any page to help you read, summarize, translate, or reply ā without switching tabs.
Persistent context : Atlas remembers your sites, searches, and conversations to suggest smart actions (āFind last weekās job listings,ā āContinue your Christmas gift researchā).
Built-in Agent Mode : The AI can act in your browser ā open tabs, fill carts, schedule meetings, or draft briefs based on your documents.
Full control : You can delete, block, or archive memories; an AI incognito mode disables all storage.
Cross-platform : Available now on macOS (for all ChatGPT plans), coming soon to Windows, iOS, and Android.
How to use it?
š Download Atlas from chatgpt.com/atlas, sign in with your ChatGPT account, and import your bookmarks. Then click in the address bar ā ChatGPT becomes your browsing copilot.
You can even enable Agent Mode for hands-on tasks (āAdd these ingredients to my Instacart cart,ā āWrite a report from these pagesā).
š Video of the Week : Bumi ā The $1,370 Humanoid That Wants to Move Into Your Living Room
Beijing-based startup Noetix Robotics has unveiled Bumi, a mini humanoid robot priced at just Ā„9,998 ($1,370) ā roughly the cost of an iPhone. Standing 94 cm tall, it can walk, dance, balance, and respond to voice commands.
Designed for education, research, and home use, Bumi brings bipedal robotics to the mainstream: compact, stable, and programmable through a graphical ādrag-and-dropā interface, with a battery lasting up to two hours.
Noetix aims to make it the first consumer-grade humanoid, a learning companion that helps users explore the world of physical AI. The video shared by RoboHub shows a surprisingly agile and expressive robot ā almost alive ā defying the usual limits of low-cost robotics.
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